Spend hours in the staffroom dreaming of students with a cheerful countenance and grateful smiles? Well fear not, Teacher spares to the rescue! Collect the kids you want, and offload the ones you don't; who said swapsies was just for kids?

Why bother spending endless hours writing 'is constantly late' and 'is extremely disruptive' for the millionth time? That's where pre filled report quotes come in. Just stick 'em on and head down to the pub; far more constructive...

Hit 'em where it hurts, yes literally! New restraining powers giving Teachers the right to restrain 'difficult' students came into force in April 2007, here's a handy reminder to put the legislation to good use. Stick it up in the staffroom, and watch morale rise. Marvellous.

Another boon for the underpaid, undervalued Teacher. Say goodbye to frayed elbows (and nerves) and be the envy of fellow staff with theses ingenious self adhesive elbow pads. Total Teacher fashion.